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Last night I told my bf of over a year that I wanted to try anal and try things a little rougher, like him putting his hands around my throat. His response, "good girls don't act like whores" I'm still feeling bummed tonight:(


good boyfriends don’t act like fuck nuggets








this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.

This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love. 

It’s not just the guys that are overweight either. One of my best friends is constantly poked fun at for being really skinny and he’s super self conscious about it. It’s just sad

I’m always going to reblog this

I wish more people understood this

People need to understand this.

Ectomorph life man 😫

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Story time kids!

My favorite thing that has happened to me in the past two months was I was talking to my friend who I talk to daily and sometimes sext and in the middle of it I got my period and he found out. I figured he’d stop talking to me or do what the last guy did (Which is why I haven’t been so open to intimacy of any kind for a while) and say “Great, that killed it.. text me in a week” , but instead he texted me back “Poor baby! :( Anything I can do to help?” and when I responded with “I like cuddles” as a joke he said “cuddles it is! :)” and proceeded to go back to a normal conversation and treat me like he normally does. This was the sweetest thing to happen to me and I’m so mad he lives so far away because if you wanna get laid by me THATS HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT! 









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Crows are scary

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

crow for prez

Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno




I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”


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